Hello! My name is David. I got a college degree a while back and now I work for The Man. Maybe one day I won’t, but for now I do. This is my website.
I work in IT, so I’m pretty sweet at computers and the Internet. I have been clicking buttons professionally since 2008.
If you need some web work done, some vinyl decals made, or if you have old Boy Scout memorabilia you want to get rid of, you can write to me here: me at my website
I also have the Twitters. You can click that link to read stuff I felt was important enough for everyone in the world to know.

“Goza, you’d be such a great businessman if you weren’t such a dick.”
-One of my college professors
